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I Need a Hug - Jerry's Corner...A View from the Plus Size
July 27, 2010
Well during a wod today my positive reinforcement coach gave me a pick me up to get me through my wod…"your overhead squat looks like a push press"….yes in his ultimate sweetness I usually receive his build up of one liners throughout the wod…here’s a few below
1 come on chubs move it
2. Run faster a one legged fat cop could run you down
3 why you breathing so loud you’re not making a porno
4 my great granny has a deeper squat then you…side note I’m sure his granny had an awesome squat
Well before you call him names already covered by me but he also one of my good friends so we understand each other…but its also Crossfit …there are no hugs and chants or yoga stances….we don’t hold hands and meditation is replaced by orange barf bucket…there are no step aerobics which makes as much sense to me as asking Kenny for fashion advice…no hugs …well holding ones head up so they don’t drown in the barf bucket….but really great coaching but if you need A HUG..WELL YOUR SCREWED ROCK ON
