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Brain Scan Please - Jerry's Corner...A View from the Plus Size

April 19, 2010

In case you never got the memo…Crossfitter are crazy…what...well below I’ve listed my reasons I think Crossfitter are crazy….

1 more worried about their diet then theit rent

2 think a sweat statue of them looks cool on the cement

3  feel it’s a badge of honor to barf in the orange bucket

4 even more of an honor if it photographed by your trainer

5 would rather have scard there hands for life then wear gloves…side note I agree gloves are for gardening not Crossfit

6 Think screaming for no reason at no one is okay

7. never met  these ladies but still hate Helen and Fran

8 think the more Crossfit clothes you have the cooler you are

9. wonder why the spouse gets mad when you rather do a max deadlift as opposed to dinner and a movie…but sweetheart it was a personal best

10. run to exhaustion not enjoyment

11 get more done in ten minutes then most do in a 24 hour span

12. and finally we're bad ass and your boring