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Hide the Eye Candy - Jerry's Corner...A View from the Plus Size
May 6, 2010
Well after the "bore"-cal sectionals...crap, I meant the nor-cal sectionals (my bad)…well and seeing that and visiting a few of the other Crossfit boxes I’ve come to a conclusion…there's a heavy cougar outbreak in the Crossfit community. I even witnessed a poor gentlemen awhile back trying Crossfit and he was as popular as a free Twinkie give away at 7 eleven. Now the battle of the sexes has reversed since the female now power lift and kick butt at the daily wod ..they now think they're the weasel in the chicken pen…run men run...were not just a piece of meat or eye candy for the viewing…that’s why I stay a little hefty since I’m happily married and don’t want to temp any of the cougars. A major worry at the Crossfit Ranch was the mountain, as some young buck could go for a run and be attacked by 2 legged cougar and no one would hear there cries….hell they even have a Crossfit cougar club on face book…bastards wouldn’t let me join…they must have figured I’d give a warning sign to all of my fellow men…doesn’t seem fair the cougars now can get in awesome shape and aka have there cake and eat it too at Crossfit….well my male counter part, we may take serious consideration to one of those self defense classes…hell I may teach a class (spotting and avoiding the cougar)….something tells me no one would show…rock on
